Chelan

While attempting to open an applesauce container:

Bray: Can you open this?

Me after several attempts: Nope. We need a man.

Bray: I’m part-man…lemme try.

(6 minutes later…)

Bray: Listen… (as we hear the jar sucking in air)

…I think I did it.

Me: Ok, now try opening it one more time.

Bray as he he take the cap off & raises a fist to heaven:

“YES! I’m FULL man.”