While attempting to open an applesauce container:
Bray: Can you open this?
Me after several attempts: Nope. We need a man.
Bray: I’m part-man…lemme try.
(6 minutes later…)
Bray: Listen… (as we hear the jar sucking in air)
…I think I did it.
Me: Ok, now try opening it one more time.
Bray as he he take the cap off & raises a fist to heaven:
“YES! I’m FULL man.”